
Glinda: "Pfanee, did you just fart?!"
Pfanee: "Ohhhhh...ummmmm..."
Rest of the kids:
"Ok...wow....that's....just....wow"
"Is she kidding me?"
"OOOOOOO! WOW! OK WOW NOW MY EYES ARE BURING! OOOOO!"
"Holy.........god that stinks...."
"SIIIIN! SO MUCH SIIIIN!"

Ok......i see the fly.......there it is....there it is.......GOT IT! *eats* I really gotta find a better diet program.....

*conductor takes of clothes*
Carole Shelley: hmmmm....i thought he was a woman.....
George: Haha! I didn't know today was Naked Time! I think we need a cornacopia of love!
JLT: oh my god! oh-oh-oh mah gooooood! Oh god put on your CLOOOOOTHES! *tears in eyes*
Shoshana: hehe.....me likeyyyyyyy.
Joey: That's......hmm....that's not what i saw yesterday.....oh well.
Rob: TRY NOT TO LOOK! TRY NOT TO LOOK! JUST SMILE! IGNOOOOORE!

Glinda: "So it's very shrewd to beeeeee! Very very popular like- OOOOH! A BUG! LUUUUNCH! *lunges onto Elphie* Haha! I got it!
Elphaba: *through a fake smile* Wow.....I'm stuck with Glinda the 4ft monkey girl! And people think I'm a freak....

Madame Morrible: My dear, i've finally heard back from the Wizard! And my dear! He wishes to meet you! One door closes, and another opens!
Elphaba: I don't know what to say! Madame, how can I ever-oh.....um, Madame Morrible? This is an invitation from Hue Heffner to come and...
Madame Morrible: OH! Um....ehhhh.....hehe, yeah that's miiiine. *grabs*......I...uh......hehe. Well.....um.....
Elphaba: *stares at envelope* OH god...........

Wizard: SO IF YOU CARE TO FIND ME, LOOOOOK TO THE WESTERN SKY!
Elphaba: Gimme that! *grabs broom* geeez, you're nuts.
Wizard: Sorry, it looks fun...